if both calliope and her brother cosplay trolls
then you add 24 post scratch trolls and 24 pre scratch trolls
you actually get
50 shades of grey
A little while ago I was eating dinner and I got hiccups
My sister turns to me and asks “When was the last time you saw a white horse?”
While I tried to think of a clever response, my hiccups apparently stopped
And now whenever I get hiccups I just think of a white horse and they stop instantly
The human mind is freakin bizarre