dirkitty:

if both calliope and her brother cosplay trolls

then you add 24 post scratch trolls and 24 pre scratch trolls

you actually get

50 shades of grey

kingcheddarxvii:

A little while ago I was eating dinner and I got hiccups

My sister turns to me and asks “When was the last time you saw a white horse?”

While I tried to think of a clever response, my hiccups apparently stopped

And now whenever I get hiccups I just think of a white horse and they stop instantly 

The human mind is freakin bizarre

lotolight:

timaeustestified:

i promise to tirelessly defend your right to like a weird thing even if it doesn’t get me going at all

unless is pedophilia, necrophilia, bestiality or something plain disgusting

oh! so it seems that I can’t have an opinion. Very well.

So, if a person turns on having sex with children, you support them? If they are turned on by rape, you support rape? You defend them?

When I say “something plain disgusting” I’m not talking about scat or watersports. I’m talking about things that hurt other people. Rape is hurting. Molesting kids is hurting them. Bestiality is raping animals.

Do you support that?

Encarné, crecí, amé y lloré ¿dónde estoy?

Cosa pequeña seria el mundo si no encerrase el gran misterio que todos deben investigar

-Séneca